*Book source ~ Purchased
28 July 2011
Horror | Paranormal | Bizarro
My Rating ~ 3 bites
There’s something weird about Steve’s girlfriend Stacy. Her vagina makes noises. Noises that go way beyond the normal bodily kinds of noises you might expect. Stacy claims her vagina is haunted. Steve is beginning to believe her. It’s when a skeleton climbs out between her legs one night and she persuades Steve to crawl in, that he’s starting to think her vagina is a gateway to another world. And that’s when things get really weird.
Ok, wtf did I just read? I’ve not read much bizarro fiction, but holy shit, this has got to be one of the trippiest stories I’ve ever come across. Not only has Stacy had to put up with bizarre noises coming from her nether regions, but how high do you have to be to ask your fully grown boyfriend to climb in where a skeleton thing has just come out? Seriously! And he does it! Not only does he squeeze all of himself inside her, but he ends up in some weird world. He gets back out again, but Stacy wants him to try again. Wrong thing to do because…well, because reasons I won’t reveal. Anyway, wtf. I was hoping this would be a monster porn-type story but it’s just bizarro fiction, so give it a whirl if you like that kind of thing. I don’t think you’ll be disappointed.